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Murphy’s Law: New York

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Mar 9, 2008 | Murphy’s Law: New York

New York cabs

On the subway: If you run down the stairs and race through the turnstile, the train going in the opposite direction will just be pulling in.

You will have to explain how a Metro Card vending machine works to a bunch of tourists right as your train pulls up.

On a bike: A group of school children will be crossing the road the moment you reach your highest speed.

Weather: It will never rain when you have an umbrella, even if the morning forecast said so.

Taxis: When it does rain, every taxi will be occupied.

Time: Tourists will be blocking the road whenever you’re in a hurry.

If it’s a beautiful someone you see, you will get dust particles in your eye until they disappear.

If you want it, it will be sold out.

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